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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-22-2007, 11:03 PM Thread Starter
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:lol: :lol: This is pretty good. :lol: :lol:


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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10:00 A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that



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I just shipped 65 shirts USPS.

The ball scratching lasts a lot longer than 2 hours.
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The ball scratching lasts a lot longer than 2 hours.

Oh no we have 3 ladies working here in our Post office wonder what they are doing for 2 hours? :shock: wonder if they are takeing apps for balls to scratch?


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You wouldn't want any of these ladies near your nuts.
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That's why women rub their eyes first thing in the morning. They got no balls to scratch.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!


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