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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-21-2007, 12:46 AM Thread Starter
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Three things to ponder...

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

Cows:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government
can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to
the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they
tracked
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
give each
of them a cow.

The Constitution:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq why
don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted
in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of
lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work
environment
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Oh Yea. :lol:

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This is so true.


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Your a wise man Doug. I'll be passing that around for a while.
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HEY!!! No name callin'... :lol: :lol: :lol:





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Amen,brother!

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Doug........Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

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Doug........Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You can trust your kids with a trampoline?
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Nope. You should take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: AAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAA :lol: :lol: :lol:


That's a good one...



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The Ten Commandments

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The real reason that we can't have The Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is...
So spend more time at home and at Church (where 'The Ten Commandments' can be posted).

Speaking of the 'The Ten Commandments', make sure you're reading the right ones:
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/tencomma.htm

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Soooo sad and yet soooo true! And we are on a fast down hill slope at present.

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