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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-19-2007, 06:39 AM Thread Starter
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Just another sick joke.

Here, if this one don't send chills up your spine. Well, there be somthin' wrong... :shock:



Doug... 8)


I went to a party last night.

Met a lady a little older, maybe 55-60ish, but still very attractive.

We laughed and talked all evening. Then she asked me a question just about
every guy has fantasized about -- she asked if I had ever indulged in a
mother and daughter threesome?

When I realized she was serious, and replied, "No."

She said this was my lucky night. Wow! It sounded too good to be true!

I drove her back to her house, and she unlocked the door and led me inside.
My heart was pounding.

Then she shouted up the stairs, "Mom, are you still awake?"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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You are a sick Puppy Doug


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Hey man, it wasn't my date. :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Thanks, I needed a good funny one to start the day!
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Hey man, it wasn't my date. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Doug... 8)
8) that is not what i heard! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

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SSHHHHHHHH!!! :twisted:

Awhhh man, now everyone knows. :lol: :lol:

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SSHHHHHHHH!!! :twisted:

Awhhh man, now everyone knows. :lol: :lol:

Doug... 8)
8) sorry, didnt mean to let the cat(birds?!?) out of the bag. :twisted: :twisted:

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Man, with a woman that age they're more like "moths" :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Best ET: 1/8---6.17 @ 112 mph N/A @ 1200'
6.34 @ 112 mph N/A @ 5000'
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