This is pretty good...
The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf always
something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping
away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right, and the other is the husband.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] '86 F150... 521 w/ FRPP SCJ Heads, Glide...
Best ET: 1/8---6.17 @ 112 mph N/A @ 1200'
6.34 @ 112 mph N/A @ 5000'
1/4---9.73 @ 136 mph N/A @ 1200'
9.97 @ 135 mph N/A @ 5000'