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rofl... especially like the second one.... but ive got one thats related to both you might like, heres how it goes....
a texan, a mexican, an englishman, and a frenchman are in a plane that has lost 3 of its four engines, and is barely staying in the air over the ocean, miles from land.
"we must lose weight or were not going to make it!" the mexican says, so they throw all the cargo and supplies out into the sea. the plane starts to level out, but still drops in altitude.
so, the frenchman, deciding to do the noble thing yells "viva la france!" and jumps to his death, relieving the plane of his weight.
the plane is still going down, and not to be outdone by the frenchman, the englishman yells "for the queen!" and jumps to his death.
after another minute, the plane is still dropping. the texan yells "remember the alamo!" and he picks up the mexican and throws him out to sea. :lol:
hope you like it
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