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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2007, 10:21 PM Thread Starter
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Rules of Minnesota-- just for fun

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> 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
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> 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a
> Pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're
> going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
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> 3. You say our lakes smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get
> over it.
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> 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000
> combines that are driven only 3 times a year.
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> 5. So every person in every pickup waves. Its called being friendly.
> try to understand the concept.
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> 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in; we
> WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up
> to your ear at the time.
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> 7. Yeah, we eat walleye & northern pike and love it. You really want
> sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
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> 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a
> Religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of
> November.
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> 9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless
> of age.
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> 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or
> you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the pound of ham &
> turkey.
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> 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats,
> vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: Onion, Pepper, and
> Garlic!
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> 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and
> served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be
> cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck and have long hair.
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> 13. College and High School Football is as important here as the
> Lakers and the Knicks, and a hell of a lot more fun to watch.
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> 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --it
> spooks the fish.
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> 15. Colleges? Try St. Olaf, Concordia, or St. John's. They come
> outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and
> they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the
> holidays.
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> 16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines,
> than any other state, so "Don't screw with Minnesota." If you do,
> you will get whipped by the best."
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AMEN I love the gravel roads 8)

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Re: Rules of Minnesota-- just for fun

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13. College and High School Football is as important here as the
Lakers and the Knicks, and a hell of a lot more fun to watch.
True in Ohio as well! Go Bucks!!!

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HEY!!!!!! You been readin' the Montana rulebook??????? :twisted:








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Per capita...North Dakota has more people serving in the armed forces than anyone else. It just so happens that you in MN have more people in Minneapolis than we have in the whole state :lol: .

Otherwise the same rules apply here.

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i think we have the worst roads than any other state here in MN. some times i think Gravel roads are better than some of our paved roads
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roads in minnesota, lol. i am on my third car hauler trailer in ten years, the last two litterly rusted in half. now that they are 2400 instead of 1200 it is getting old. the bed linner legends dont work. i got chloride on our roads in the summer to keep the dust down. bobn in hinckley....ps any of you ford guys come to our area buzz me 320 282 8889 leave phone number call right back!
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Well I've got 2 -$250,000 combines that don't get more than 60 hrs each on them ,but when it's time to combine we can cover alot of ground in a day!!!and sometimes a couple of days is all we have to get the job done !
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