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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 03:44 PM Thread Starter
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"Marijuana-Filled Firewood"

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know
how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using
axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They
sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"


(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

God Bless
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