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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-19-2007, 09:28 PM Thread Starter
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were In the desert, after
they got their

tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe,

Look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies.

Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are
small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"


"You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole tent."

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Liked the joke :lol: , but can't say the same about the video, sorry.

David,

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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