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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 06:14 PM Thread Starter
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Straight from the mouths of cops...

These are pretty good::


Doug... 8)

These 16 Police Comments were taken off
actual police car videos around the country:

#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder
Than the one you just went through."

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your
Birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means
I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
That again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether
You are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
You go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and
Step in monkey crap."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife
Gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to,
But now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal
Friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS...

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?
You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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ThndrChkn I just would like to say thanks for your posts i found this forum a few weeks back and now when i visit i look for your posts realy enjoy the jokes and humor Thanks
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Dito!!! I always get a laugh or two out of them. Thanks!!!

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ThndrChkn I just would like to say thanks for your posts i found this forum a few weeks back and now when i visit i look for your posts realy enjoy the jokes and humor Thanks

I agree, Doug, you are legend in your own mind.


EDITT: Sorry I meant legend in your own time. :lol: :lol: :lol:


You know I like ya man.

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I used to like to add a joke to T-chicken's joke posts......but now I realize he doesn't need my help. :lol: :lol:

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ThndrChkn I just would like to say thanks for your posts i found this forum a few weeks back and now when i visit i look for your posts realy enjoy the jokes and humor Thanks

I agree, Doug, you are legend in your own mind.


EDITT: Sorry I meant legend in your own time. :lol: :lol: :lol:


You know I like ya man.
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Doug... 8)

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] '86 F150... 521 w/ FRPP SCJ Heads, Glide...
Best ET: 1/8---6.17 @ 112 mph N/A @ 1200'
6.34 @ 112 mph N/A @ 5000'
1/4---9.73 @ 136 mph N/A @ 1200'
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