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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 12:22 PM Thread Starter
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Redneck Logic (Humor)

Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.' Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. 'Logic?' Bubba says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.' 'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.' 'I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.'

'Yes, I do have a wife.'

'And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.' 'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater.' Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. 'Logic?' Jim Bob says, 'What's that?'

Bubba says, 'I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.'



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I think that story is supposed to start off with two rednecks from Kentucky, Damon and Chuck were sitting at a bar :lol:

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I think that story is supposed to start off with two rednecks from Kentucky, Damon and Chuck were sitting at a bar :lol:
Welcome Back Blake......... Did you ever get a weedeater? :lol: :lol: :P



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Thats just wrong :twisted:




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Chuck is definitely coming for you Blake :shock: :shock:

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According to Damon he has been coming for me for 6 months....... :shock:


Chuck and I are tight, I have helped him get his ox out of the ditch a time or two



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Hey Blake...Chuck came already and stole your weedeater.....D

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Good one Damon, the guys at work enjoyed also.

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You guys just wait until Chuck reads this :lol: :mrgreen:



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It sounds like the two Queers are Damon and Blake :P .Guys I know I'm a GREAT PIC OF TAIL but my gate dose not swing that way.By the way guys if you need anything just ask Damon like going out side and rolling up your windons during a thunderstorm!All it takes are brownies :P :lol:
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It sounds like the two Queers are Damon and Blake :P .Guys I know I'm a GREAT PIC OF TAIL but my gate dose not swing that way.By the way guys if you need anything just ask Damon like going out side and rolling up your windons during a thunderstorm!All it takes are brownies :P :lol:
I was wondering when you were going to check your e-mail :lol:



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