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magic beer - more humor

MAGIC BEER
>
> A lady walks into a bar and sees a really
> good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself.
>
> She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
>
> "Magic Beer," he says.
>
> She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around
> the bar, but after
> realizing that there is no one else worth talking
> to, goes back to the man
> sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic
> Beer, is it?"
>
> "Yes, I'll show you."
>
> He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
> flies around the
> building three times and comes back in the window.
>
> The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
>
> He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the
> window, flies around the
> building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so
> amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the
> guy says to the bartender,
> "Give her one of what I'm having."
>
> She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps
> out the window,
> plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
>
> The bartender looks up at the guy and says,
> "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when
> you're drunk." :lol: :lol: :lol:
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ouch!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:











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Thanks I needed a little humor this am. :lol:


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Go look in the mirror and SMILE SMILE SMILE...... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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