I'm on a roll - humor
Jake, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He
sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a
man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde
looked at Jake and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jake says, "You
know, I bet he will jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he
won't." Jake placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde
was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Jake, saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money." Jake replied, "I can't take your money, I
saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump." The
blond replied, "I did, too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jake took the money. :roll: :lol: