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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-02-2007, 04:26 PM Thread Starter
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For you Southern Boys.

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

"Cooter" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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or if you come to my house every one knows I keep mine locked and loaded. :roll: and pretty much know I know how to shoot. :twisted:


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or if you come to my house every one knows I keep mine locked and loaded. :roll: and pretty much know I know how to shoot. :twisted:


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Do they also know how handy you are with a rope???

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careful on that rope **** you seen what happened in Louisiana! :roll:
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