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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 08:19 AM Thread Starter
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The Pope In Alaska

Subject: The Pope In Alaska
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the
woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a “Save the Whales” hat,
and a “Bush lied and people died” T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
Republican loggers came racing up.

One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the
bear’s grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the
bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the
other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. “I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!” he told them. “I heard there
was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
Environmental activists but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is
not true.”

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies “Who was
that guy?” “It was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact
with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”

“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom but he
doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding
up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?”

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AAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA :lol: :lol: :lol: That's great........






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Good One ! Now I have pass it on to my commie friends with no sense of humor. :lol:
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IROTF !!!! LMAO !!!!
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what are you saying? I see you write weird letters like that all the time and usually I can figure them out, but what is "IROTF" ? Is that a text messaging thing? My wife every now and then sends me something like that on my cell phone and I can't figure it out so I just call her and talk. Help my ignorance.

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dfree383

what are you saying? I see you write weird letters like that all the time and usually I can figure them out, but what is "IROTF" ? Is that a text messaging thing? My wife every now and then sends me something like that on my cell phone and I can't figure it out so I just call her and talk. Help my ignorance.

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Duh

IROF

I'm rolling on the floor

LMAO

Laughing My A$$ off


does that help???

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DUH?

Sharpen your pitchforks and light your torches... 'CHANGE' is coming!

We say grace, and we say ma'am, if you ain't into that we don't give a damn... cause a country boy can survive!
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