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Little Johnny's Dad...

What a kid huh... :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children that their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the New Orleans Saints, but I was too embarrassed to say so.

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Watch it there Dougie....



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It's a good "fill in your own team here" joke...

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