Just for fun
Fwd: BILL CLINTON
Date:Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:54:37 PM
> Bill Clinton started jogging near his
> new home in Chappaqua.
> But on each run he happened to jog
> past a hooker standing on the same
> street corner, day after day.
> With some apprehension he would brace
> himself as he approached her for what
> was most certainly to follow.
> "Fifty dollars!" she would cry
> out from the curb.
> "No, Five dollars!"
> fired back Clinton .
> This ritual between Bill and the
> hooker continued for days.
> He'd run by and she'd yell,
> "Fifty dollars!"
> And he'd yell back,
> "Five dollars!"
> One day however,
> Hillary decided that she
> wanted to accompany her
> husband on his jog!
> As the jogging couple neared the problematic
> street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
> bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
> wonder what he'd really
> been doing on all his past outings.
> He realized he should have a
> darn good explanation
> for the junior Senator.
> As they jogged into the turn that would
> take them past the corner,
> Bill became even more apprehensive
> than usual.
> Sure enough,
> there was the hooker!
> Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
> as she watched the pair jog past.
> from the sidewalk,
the hooker yelled...
> See what you get for five bucks!?"