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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-24-2007, 11:34 PM Thread Starter
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Date:Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:54:37 PM
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> Bill Clinton started jogging near his
> new home in Chappaqua.

> But on each run he happened to jog
> past a hooker standing on the same
> street corner, day after day.

> With some apprehension he would brace
> himself as he approached her for what
> was most certainly to follow.

> "Fifty dollars!" she would cry
> out from the curb.

> "No, Five dollars!"
> fired back Clinton .

> This ritual between Bill and the
> hooker continued for days.
>
> He'd run by and she'd yell,
> "Fifty dollars!"
>
> And he'd yell back,
> "Five dollars!"
>
> One day however,
> Hillary decided that she
> wanted to accompany her
> husband on his jog!
>
> As the jogging couple neared the problematic
> street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
> bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
> wonder what he'd really
> been doing on all his past outings.
>
> He realized he should have a
> darn good explanation
> for the junior Senator.
>
> As they jogged into the turn that would
> take them past the corner,
> Bill became even more apprehensive
> than usual.
> Sure enough,
> there was the hooker!

> Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
> as she watched the pair jog past.

> Then,
> from the sidewalk,
the hooker yelled...
>
> See what you get for five bucks!?"
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:shock: :shock: thats good

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Man... Is she even worth the 5 bucks??? :lol: :lol: :lol:




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I could spend the money more efficiently! :lol:
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