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True Friendship.......

A good friend of mine sent this to me in an E-mail, It's pretty funny... :lol: :lol:


Doug... 8)


"True" Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always

sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

The sorry bastard who made you sad. :twisted:


! 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. :shock:


3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. :lol:


4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.


5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much

Worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.


7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don't want whatever you have. :P


8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***. :lol:


9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".


Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.
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A friend will help you move

A true friend will help you move the bodies.



A friend will bail you out of jail
But a true friend will be sitting right beside you saying "damn that was fun, so who we gonna call to bail our arses out of Jail"
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