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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-09-2007, 08:57 PM Thread Starter
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OK, I've been told...

That I've been neglecting my duties here as official forum "jokester"

Well, here you go:

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....


(scroll down)... I love this one ...









FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the
other and said, "I've got to take a dump."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and
take a dump."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my butt."
The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great
idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes.

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the heck happened
to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your butt
with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?" :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:



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