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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-11-2007, 05:22 PM Thread Starter
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JOKE... The sniper

A USMC sniper was really good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult
at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, BANG!!! - one less insurgent!

After every mission the company commander would ask, 'How many insurgents have you shot today?'

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported, 'Five killed and I let one go.'

'Let one go?' roared the company commander. 'What do you mean, you let one go?'

'Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a Bitch!'

I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!'

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one!!!



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:lol: :lol: :lol: So true

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:lol: :lol:
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LOL!

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Here we go! Nice to see a guy with compassion! :lol: :lol:
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In te Corp's that is Compassion..... :lol:
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