Dad at the Mall
I ran across this:
Don't you wish you had the right comeback at the right time like this.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to do some X-Mas shopping . We decided to
grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"I got really drunk once and I screwed a peacock and I was just wondering if you were my son."
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