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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-18-2007, 05:52 PM Thread Starter
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TENJOOBERRYMUDS

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language!

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'

Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'

Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen ???'

Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?'

Guest: '.....What??'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'

Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry scrambled, please.'

Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'

Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'What?'

Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'I... don't think so.'

Room Service: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'

Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

Room Service: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'

Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it!

You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'

Room Service: 'We bodder?'

Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side .'

Room Service: 'Wad?!?'

Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'

Room Service: 'Copy?'

Guest: 'Excuse me?'

Room Service: 'Copy...tea..meel?'

Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'

Room Service: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy... rye??'

Guest: 'Whatever you say.'

Room Service: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'

Guest: 'You're welcome'

Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.....and you do don't you!

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TENJOOBERRYMUD for the language lesson. LOL

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Wow,

I thought for a moment I had just learned a new language... then I realized it was the english language of tomorrow. :cry:

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That was friggin hilarious :lol: , someone must have been listening in on one of my calls at the office. You are so right though, the longer you talk or listen the more you understand :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sad thing is, I got through it on the very first try..............

Lots of time overseas.......
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going to learn how to speak that, just for the tele marketors-- just getting even
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at least it's better than ebonics. Those people are trying to learn english. Ebonics is people who should know english, but choose to talk like ignorant people. Bill Cosby got it right http://www.naebunny.net/~mommylemur/...ill_cosby.html

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i had it figured out 2 lines into the conversation... i know some people that speak really bad english.

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