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So my wife was subbing on my in laws leage tonight and something funny happend. I sat there the entire time drinking beer and thought to myself I can do better then that. Now I haven't bowled in about 8 years and I suck anyway. So I decided I would bowl a game after the league got over with. So picture this, I'm smack talking all these 200 average bowlers as I'm walking up to the line. Then I line up with the dots still running my mouth. I procede with what I was sure was a soon to be strike. WHAAAM I fall on my backside and slide about 2 feet down the lane on my butt with my feet straight up in the air and gutter it. I still managed to bowl a 128 so I guess it wasn't so bad but the morale of this story is don't talk crap to your inlaws or you'll look like an idiot.
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It doesn't matter if your bowling or not, I have learned over the years, if you mouth at your in-laws, right or wrong, they still think you are an idiot. :lol:

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So my wife was subbing on my in laws leage tonight and something funny happend. I sat there the entire time drinking beer and thought to myself I can do better then that. Now I haven't bowled in about 8 years and I suck anyway. So I decided I would bowl a game after the league got over with. So picture this, I'm smack talking all these 200 average bowlers as I'm walking up to the line. Then I line up with the dots still running my mouth. I procede with what I was sure was a soon to be strike. WHAAAM I fall on my backside and slide about 2 feet down the lane on my butt with my feet straight up in the air and gutter it. I still managed to bowl a 128 so I guess it wasn't so bad but the morale of this story is don't talk crap to your inlaws or you'll look like an idiot.
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I took a pair or two. . . back n the day.

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