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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-03-2008, 10:06 PM Thread Starter
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Blond joke

Two sisters, blonde and brunette, own a ranch that has fallen on hard times.
They have herds of cows but no bulls. The dark haired sister takes their last
$600 to an auction in rural Texas and tells her blonde sis she will call for
the trailer and truck if she finds one.

She ends up winning a pretty decent stud animal but it costs her $599.
She walks into town and spots the telegraph office. She goes in and says, "I
need to send a message to my sister to tell her I got a bull and to
bring the trailer and hauler to come get it."

The operator tells her its "a buck a word".

With one dollar in hand she thinks for a minute and says, "I got it!"
The telegraph operator replies, "You found one word to get her that message?"

She says, "Comfortable"
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wow. I had to say it out loud to get it.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: That's a good one...





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Good one Phil, I thought i was Blonde there for a minute until I also said it out. Rick

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