Two sisters, blonde and brunette, own a ranch that has fallen on hard times.
They have herds of cows but no bulls. The dark haired sister takes their last
$600 to an auction in rural Texas and tells her blonde sis she will call for
the trailer and truck if she finds one.
She ends up winning a pretty decent stud animal but it costs her $599.
She walks into town and spots the telegraph office. She goes in and says, "I
need to send a message to my sister to tell her I got a bull and to
bring the trailer and hauler to come get it."
The operator tells her its "a buck a word".
With one dollar in hand she thinks for a minute and says, "I got it!"
The telegraph operator replies, "You found one word to get her that message?"
She says, "Comfortable"