These are pretty good... :lol: :lol:
Q. What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?
A. "See ya."
Q. What is the first thing a brunette hears in the morning?
A. "Sssshh. I have to call my wife."
What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween ?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Q:What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
And last but most certainly not least.... :lol:
A blonde gets pulled over by the police for speeding. "Ma'am you were going 75 miles an hour and the speed limit is 65." says the police officer.
"Oh I am sorry. I thought I was going a little over 60." says the blonde. "You were not! You were going 100 at least." says her husband.
"I have to give you a ticket bacause your tailight is broken." says the officer. "Oh I had never noticed that." says the blonde. "You've known about that for at laest 2 weeks." says the blonde's husband.
"I also have to give you a ticket because you are not wearing your seatbelt." says the officer. " Oh I thought I was." says the blonde. " You never wear your seatbelt." says the blonde's husband.
" SHUTTTTTUPPPPPP!!!!!!!" yelled the blonde to her husband.
" Sir. Does she always talk to you like this?" asks the officer.
" No. Only when she is drunk." says the husband