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Blonde Jokes.......

Okay it's time to lighten things up a little bit...

Been kinda tense here lately...


Be C 8) 8) L,


Doug... 8)

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.

Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.


The UFO:

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blond attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off. "Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blond attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"

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6.34 @ 112 mph N/A @ 5000'
1/4---9.73 @ 136 mph N/A @ 1200'
9.97 @ 135 mph N/A @ 5000'
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Did you hear about the two blonds that froze to death at the drive-in theater?
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They were watching "Closed for the Winter."


If you guys from southern locales need an explanation, email me.
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That's awesome...!!


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Doug... 8)

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Ha doug that was funny as h''ll. How you and your family doing I'm still working on the house. Could you send that info to me again so I can finally get it in before its to late, thanks Joe.
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