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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-04-2008, 01:25 PM Thread Starter
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Potentially... vs. Realistically

This is great... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'Potentially' and 'Realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. And then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to
his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'Realistically'?"

The boy replied: "Yes. 'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on
three million dollars, But 'realistically,' we're living with two
hookers and a future congressman.''
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That is wrong in so many ways :lol: but way to funny in too many others.
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they never end do they? Good one again

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Doug you need more projects. :lol: :lol:
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