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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-08-2008, 12:10 PM Thread Starter
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slow down or stop

read this on another forum--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he
is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education
then any cop from Houston , Texas .

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License
and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!" the
Deputy says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me
the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving-living crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop,
or just slow down?" :shock:

ONLY IN TEXAS
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if it were only true... we would have a lot less crime

Sharpen your pitchforks and light your torches... 'CHANGE' is coming!

We say grace, and we say ma'am, if you ain't into that we don't give a damn... cause a country boy can survive!
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