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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-09-2008, 05:40 PM Thread Starter
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Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and say, "Kemosabe, look toward the sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronimically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

"It tell me you dumber than buffalo dung. Some one stole our tent."

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Doug--- Schmitty is sealing your thunder :!: :lol: :lol:
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Nah he can do all of the blond jokes and I'll do the cowboy jokes. :lol: Actually I had to send Doug a bribe so I could post jokes. I did get a nice set of heads in return for the bribe though. LOL :lol:

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