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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-10-2008, 01:32 AM Thread Starter
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Hymn 365.......

Yeah, Yeah........ It's religious, but it's funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. You will love this.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

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Funny!! :lol: You would have had to hear my preachers sermon this Sunday.

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