Yeah, Yeah........ It's religious, but it's funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
Be C 8) 8) L,
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. You will love this.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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