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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means Something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

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When I was single, I thought the married guys made all this stuff up. I mean, I dated plenty of girls and never ran into these issues. Now that I'm living with one... yeah... now I understand. :P

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You should be hearing the black helicopters again soon. :shock: You let the cat out of the bag on the womens secret language and they will hunt you down.

PS; My wife is standing beside me right now with gun to my head while her friends are hooking up the eloctrotherapy helmet. They intend to erase all knowlege of th................................................ .... :lol:

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You should be hearing the black helicopters again soon. :shock: You let the cat out of the bag on the womens secret language and they will hunt you down.

PS; My wife is standing beside me right now with gun to my head while her friends are hooking up the eloctrotherapy helmet. They intend to erase all knowlege of th................................................ .... :lol:
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Except mine didn't didn't give me electroshock therapy to lose my my mind. She just got me to marry her. :lol:

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i wish my wife used those words !!!!!
she says stuff a little more explicit !!!!!



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although we live on different sides of the world, these animals are so much alike.
therefore the scientific result would be to just study them, do not try to capture and train them.
they can be extremely dangerous and unpredictable.

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although we live on different sides of the world, these animals are so much alike.
therefore the scientific result would be to just study them, do not try to capture and train them.
they can be extremely dangerous and unpredictable.
I am sorry and maybe I am wrong for doing this, but I just read that in my mind like Steve Irwin was saying it. RIP what an educational man he was.

On a more happy note this list is now posted on the Fridge door now after GF read it. THANKS GUYS!!!

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