Shopping at Wal-Mart..........!!!
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One day, while waiting in line at the company cafeteria, Bob said to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replied and added,
"There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs $10-a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Bob deposited a urine sample in a small jar and took it to WalMart where he deposited $10.
The computer lit up and asked for the urine sample. Bob poured the sample into the slot and waited.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejected a printout that said: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping at WalMart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Bob hurried back to WalMart, eager to check the results. He deposited $10, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results.
The computer then printed the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener in aisle 9.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo found in aisle 7.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant with twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping at WalMart.
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