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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 04:59 PM Thread Starter
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Shopping at Wal-Mart..........!!!

This is hilarious... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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One day, while waiting in line at the company cafeteria, Bob said to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replied and added,

"There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs $10-a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Bob deposited a urine sample in a small jar and took it to WalMart where he deposited $10.

The computer lit up and asked for the urine sample. Bob poured the sample into the slot and waited.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejected a printout that said: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping at WalMart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Bob hurried back to WalMart, eager to check the results. He deposited $10, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results.

The computer then printed the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener in aisle 9.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo found in aisle 7.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant with twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping at WalMart.

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OHHHHHHHH an updated new technology joke from an old joke about a guy that was tired of a doctor asking for a urine sample every visit.

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now thats even better than the regular good ones :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Steve your going to get tennis finger from hitting the button so much. Doug your getting dam good at this. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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