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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-10-2008, 11:43 PM Thread Starter
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Three Women......

This is pretty good......... :lol: :lol: :lol:



Doug... 8)



Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a
mistress, are chatting about their relationships and
decide to amaze their men...that night all three will
wear a leather bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over
their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night when my
boyfriend came back home,he found me with the leather
bodice, 4' stilettos and a mask. When he saw me he
said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love
you'...then we made love all night long.


The mistress: 'Ah! Me too, the other night I met my
lover in the office and I was wearing the leather
bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say
anything.....but we had wild sex all night.'


The married one: 'The other night I sent the kids to
stay at my mother's for the night. I got myself
ready-leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my
eyes.My husband comes home from work, opens the door

and says, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

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Thats some funny sh*t there!!

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Doug that was good LMAO :lol: :lol:
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:shock: :lol:

Sharpen your pitchforks and light your torches... 'CHANGE' is coming!

We say grace, and we say ma'am, if you ain't into that we don't give a damn... cause a country boy can survive!
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Goodness ops: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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