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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-18-2008, 04:27 PM Thread Starter
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Two ticket for sale. Evel Knievel is going to perform in the arena tonight. Final performance will have him attempting a never before tried feat. He will attempt to jump 500 towel head insurgents with a CAT D9 bulldozer.

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I suppose that fits in the rules for the forum, just so long as he doesn't also try to jump a bunch of nappy-headed hoes.

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Wow, How much !!! :lol:
 
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A D10 would probably do a little better.

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I'm just offering the tickets, you'll have to talk to Evel about the strategy. I think he would use it but the gear ratio and aerodynamics vs. power to weight ratio is all wrong. But I'm just a dumb farmer. :lol: :lol:

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Wow, How much !!! :lol:
No charge, I'll leave them at the will call window for you. Enjoy the show and post some pics or video so the others here can enjoy the show too. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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LPG tracks have a larger surface area

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Do I have to be in Heaven to watch this show? Or is Evel gonna come back to this world to perform the stunt? I think the gravity is too strong down here to allow it to work out very well.

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