joke:reminds me of my ex...lol
Subject: Wal-Mart Door Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all t he way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'No they ain't twins. The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't
imagine someone making love to you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
Dan Hobbs 2004 Super Pro Champion Windy Hollow 2002 NHRA National Dragster Challenge Super Pro Champion Beech Bend Raceway Best ET 5.290 @ 132.95 1.14 60 Ft. 575 injected alcohol 2008 & 2009 BBF Bash PRO Champion(The Guy With 2 BIG Checks)2010FunFord Super Pro Winner @Norwalk,Oh. 2011 NHRA National HotRod Reunion Gas Eliminator Champion..2012 Ford Thunder Q-16 Heads Up Champion
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