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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-22-2008, 01:30 PM Thread Starter
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Keith and Blake??

( Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they

were doing.


"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Blake,

"but we don't have a tall enough ladder."


The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,

and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Keith shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman!

We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Blake and Keith are currently working for the government.

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At least we get good benefits!! Figures Blake doesn't know what to do with a wench........ I mean wrench :P


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:lol: :lol:

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Hey Dan............. Speaking of stupid, if your gonna bring beer AND your 4 wheeler, don't forget your cape buddy!! :P



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I'll bring em both ...see if you can find me a cape!!!! :lol: and by the way ,tell Blake there were no skinned places ,just a massive hangover the next day :roll:

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Re: Keith and Blake??

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( Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they

were doing.


"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Blake,

"but we don't have a tall enough ladder."


The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,

and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Keith shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman!

We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Blake and Keith are currently working for the government.


Dan,
I am a fellow Kentucky guy and you hit me below the belt, I work for a Government owned company.
But we are not Government funded, we operate on our own profits. (or loans :lol: ) so maybe I can be exclude from your insult. :?:

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I think Bruno has a pink cape he will let you wear!! We can paint a BIG BIRD on it. This message is not affiliated with Sesame Street. Bruno will be playing with Mr. Snuffleofagus anyway!! :lol:


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Well................ Get them chores done so you can play!!



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