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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 09:04 AM Thread Starter
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kid how they are funny

These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two?
Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look
in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night.
'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer.
She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have
to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's
me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth
cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked
his dad: ' Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked
what was troubling him, he replied, I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the
city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned,
James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was
with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her
Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't
your skin fit your face?'

I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday
sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward
heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned
face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He
would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who
was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'


something can't be made up leave it to little kids to say this kind of stuff

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I can't repeat what my kids say or they might want to wash my mouth out with soap. :lol: :lol:

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That's some good ones.

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Long before my kid stole my race car, she was having a bath one night, and farted in the tub. I asked her what that noise was and she said "It's my bum talking to me!" I asked her what it was saying and she replied "It's saying, Hi little baby girl! I don't know if I've ever laughed that hard before or since.

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Years ago my wife was bathing our 3 y/o son. He laying back with his wennie flopping around with the waves and says" uh oh...looks what's broken". Still laugh about that...he has 2 boys now, so guess it wasn't broken...
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