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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-17-2008, 01:17 PM Thread Starter
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Drinking buddies

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who Worked as aircraft
mechanics in PITTSBURGH.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with
nothing to do.

Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink Jet fuel and get a
buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high Octane hootch and
got completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how Good he feels. In
fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this
morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well, there's just one thing."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No"

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."

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:shock: Oh yah, high octane travel :!:

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LMFAO,, ...GIVE SOME OF THAT TO BRUNO FOR THE BASH HES GONNA NEED IT :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:

David,

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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Two wino's drank until one passed out! The next morning one wino ask the other. Man, did that wine make your asshole hurt? .... ops: ....

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Two wino's drank until one passed out! The next morning one wino ask the other. Man, did that wine make your asshole hurt? .... ops: ....

Sorry,
Dave.
Damn Dave, that's sick. :shock:

But it does remind me of a guy that worked at the same place my wife did and he was that way by choice, he swore he never had hemorrhoids, yea sure. :roll:

David,

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460 + ?
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and who cares,
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