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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2008, 08:34 AM Thread Starter
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FUNNY FOR THE DAY

A crusty old Chief Master Sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by
a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major
for conversation.

"Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something
bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope
not, it's only 2130 now."

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one...





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I don't get it :lol: :lol: ....
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