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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-10-2008, 06:41 AM Thread Starter
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joke..

This Department of Water Resources Representative stops at
a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.

He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water
allocation. The old rancher says, Okay, but don't go in that field
over there.

The Water Representative says, Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me. You see this card? This card
means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural
land, with no questions asked or answered. Have I made myself
perfectly clear? Do you now understand the authority this card represents?

The old rancher simply nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later on, the old rancher hears these blood curdling screams and
when he looked up, he sees the Water Rep running for his life.

Right there behind him was the rancher's huge Brahman bull and
that bull was gaining on him with every step.

The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws
down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"YOUR CARD, SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!!!"

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Ah yes...a good laugh always starts the day off in the right direction... :lol:

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Good one Dan :lol: :lol:

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