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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 12-11-2008, 06:46 AM Thread Starter
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Didn't see this one coming(XXX)

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A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"

After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."

Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever happened around here that made you sad?"

The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once

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:shock: :shock: YIKES! :lol: :lol:





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Doug ,somehow ,I knew you'd respond to that one :lol: :lol:

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Hey now, watch it :shock: :lol: :lol:



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ALLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHTY THEN :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sounds like Nick hopes Dan gets lost so he can for the mob!!! :lol: :lol:




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Sounds like Nick hopes Dan gets lost so he can for the mob!!! :lol: :lol:




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Sounds like Nick hopes Dan gets lost so he can for the mob!!! :lol: :lol:
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Dan, this don't sound good to me, Nick and the Jamacian Cowboys will be looking for you! :shock: :shock: Will the movie be called, something like Broke Back Gator-Boys?

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does deuling banjos ring any bells :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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