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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-14-2008, 08:10 AM Thread Starter
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A Love Story

A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,


I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?



I'm awfully cold.'



'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'


'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own ****ing blanket.'




After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

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how TRUE!!!!!!
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Thats good :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:



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I'll bet she has the same sense of humor my wife has when that happens NOOOOOOOOOOOONE!:lol: :lol: :lol: Nothing better than pickled hardboiled egg's and BEER to get the air moving! ops: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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