Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies.
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take out your large bowl,
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup
just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
Sample Jose to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet.
Check the pisscosity of the J C. a a a agin.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake pan to 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
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