Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Cistern, Texas (Southeast of Austin)
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Just another day...
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN BEIJING CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today..
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )to the radio (MADE IN VIETNAM)
he got in his car (MADE IN KOREA & GERMANY )filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In INDIA ),
Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL )
poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his FULL HD 1080p TV (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
I knew it was over when Anheuser-Busch was sold to a company in India. Coors and Miller brewing sold out a couple years ago. WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO? :cry:
Sharpen your pitchforks and light your torches... 'CHANGE' is coming!
We say grace, and we say ma'am, if you ain't into that we don't give a damn... cause a country boy can survive!