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Nine words women love to use.......

Guys, copy this and put it away for reference... :lol:


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NINE WORDS WOMEN LOVE TO USE...





1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.





2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.





3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This actually means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.





4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!





5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)





6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.





7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').





8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!





9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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Doug ,if i could've read this many years ago ,maybe I'd have understood well enough to keep a woman around :lol: :lol: :lol:

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But look at how much more fun your having !!!
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10) You Right!!-- when a woman says these two words she is waiting on the opportunity to throw it in your face LATER!!....lol
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Women talk??????????????????

All I ever hear is "blah blah blah"

If you consider that talk, well then ok! LOL
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But look at how much more fun your having !!!
I know how much fun I'd miss if I was married :lol: :lol: I've been single for 16 years....

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3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This actually means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

You don't even know ops: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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I knew there was a reason (9 of 'em, actually) that I've been single for 25 years...
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I bet if you put these in a pocket translator and sold it, you'd have all the money you'd ever need for bbf projects.

I'll take a signed 1st edition hardcover please
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