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1.Dumber than a box of rocks.
2. [Better] Too dumb to breed.
3. Crazier than a sprayed roach.
4. Slower than a road killed turtle.
5. Snake mean. [that is meaner than a tooth ache,
a mother in law .]
6. You add some specially djohagen. :twisted: :twisted:

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7. Older Than Dirt......
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#8 anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about

9) You can do anything at least once

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I know 3 door knobs 2 fence post and a box of rocks smarter than that guy.... :shock:


she is uglyier than a hammered cow patty



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Slicker than coon s*&t on a pump handle.
Bright as a burned out light bulb.
Went over like a fart in church.

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F**cked up as a soup sandwich


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she was a 10 when we went to sleep last night but when I woke up I had to chew my arm off to keep from waking her up..... :shock:


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Does a one legged turtle swim in circles??


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French Fri short of a happy meal.
His elevator don't go all the way to the top.
Not the brightest color in the crayon box.
He's half a bubble off center.
Brick shy of a load.

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Slicker than Dog Snott....

Finer than Frog Hair Split Three Ways......
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I think the cheese done slid off of his cracker

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Went over like a lead filled balloon
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I think the cheese done slid off of his cracker
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David,

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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if your winning your cheating, just ask the
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I think the lights are on But nobody is home....
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Happier than a bull dyke at a flannel factory!! :lol:



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