A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, we really have a wonderful system at the fire department;
BELL 1- we put on our coats.
BELL 2- rings and we all slid down the pole.
BELL 3- rings and we are on the truck.
From now on we are going to run this house the same way.
When i say;
BELL 1- you strip naked.
BELL 2- you jump in bed.
BELL 3- we are going to make love all night.
The next night when he came home from work he yelled;
BELL 1- she took off her cloths.
BELL 2- she jumped in bed .
BELL 3- they began to make love.
After a few minutes she yelled BELL 4!
What the hell is BELL 4?
MORE HOSE she responded.
YOU AIN' T NO WHERE NEAR THE FIRE !!!!!!"