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Memo from management

Dear employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of
economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers
of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be
known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible
for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons
who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED
once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems
appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much #### (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always
prided itself on the amount of #### it gives employees. Should you
feel that you do not receive enough ####, please bring to the
attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all
the #### you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Management

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David,

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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and who cares,
if your winning your cheating, just ask the
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