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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 03-04-2009, 08:53 PM Thread Starter
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Kentucky joke

Did you hear about the girl from ky that wrote dear Abby ?

Heres what she wrote :

Dear Abby, I am 16 and live in Kentucky and im still a virgin, do you think my

brothers are Gay ?
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lol..Hey dwally ,is it true that when two hoosiers get a divorce they are still brother and sister ?

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True! My mom married my uncle, so was she my Aunt and my Uncle became my step father and my couisns my step brothers. I'm still confused?
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lol my friend had a kid with his girlfriend, and his girlfriend left him and married his father... so shes mom, grandma, sister, and aunt lol

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Are you guys aware that there is NO LAW which dictates that you MUST divulge such information regarding your family tree??

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Those Indiana Girls!

I was told that ..... during Indiana girl's first time at sex, the words they mumble are; "take it easy pop, your mashing my cigarettes!"

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I heard that Indiana sold Kentucky a bunch of used septic tanks...as soon as they figure out how to drive them, they are going to invade Tennessee!

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Are you guys aware that there is NO LAW which dictates that you MUST divulge such information regarding your family tree??
Some of these guys don't have a "tree"....
Its either a straight stick or a thorn bush...

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I was born in Ohio but my Dad was born and raised in W.Liberty Ky. My Dad was a good sport,my Uncle on my Mom's side would razz him constantly telling him KY. jokes.My Wife is also a Ky. native so I like telling her KY. jokes.

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Do you know what they call pretty girls in (insert state of choice)?............Tourists. How's that for offending no one?

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Do you know why Kentucky doesn't slide into Tennessee?

Because Indiana SUCKS!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

BTW: That Dear Abby joke is pretty funny!



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Do you know why Kentucky doesn't slide into Tennessee?

Because Indiana SUCKS!
The sad part is...I can't argue that fact.

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The sad part is...I can't argue that fact.

You can always move to KY with all us inbreed BBF rednecks



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i thought that was a west va. joke!

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