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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-05-2009, 08:50 AM Thread Starter
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frozen skunk

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks
her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the
road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to
her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it
warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."
The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?" said the wife.
"Just hold its little nose."


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And thats when the fight started....

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poor skunk

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dats a goodin

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Talking

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And then somebody found him on the side of the road nearly froze to death
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heard this way....... what about the smell ? he will get use to it , I did .
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no he was died on the side of the road
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thats a funny one lol

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