A fewSouthern Jokes...
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying aninvoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said , 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,> 'Everything but my earrings.'
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and pairedoff in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-pointbuck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked. 'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail, the successful hunter replied. 'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back? they inquired. 'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!'
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head". "Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ' When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot! 'Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?' The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. Thetrooper asked, 'Got any I. D. ?' The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'
Last but not least Kentucky
'You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the North!!.